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Chaquita Rasputin Rodriguez Cue Vas la Fox was born in a quite little town, just outside of a little hole in the wall near Las Vegas. It's supposed to be on a ranch she has vague memories of, but she has no papers, or so says Cheeky. Her mama was always quick to remind her of all the fun times they shared getting across the Rio. Chaquita, who now prefers to be referred to as "La Chauq" will tell you exactly how it is. You ask the question and if she's in a good mood, La Chauq gives you her answer (which she insists is always the right one). If she's in a bad mood, which is about 50% of the time, according to her buddy Cheeky, she may say something mean and not be a bit sorry about it. On the other hand, Chaquita or "La Chauq" feels that "Ms. Smith" may say she's sorry, but she doesn't mean it. She insists they are best friends.

Cheeky Champorada Chilirosa Changa Smith was born in the servants quarters of a huge mansion in the rolling hills of Rolling Hills near Beverly Hills. Because Cheeky's mama got into a little trouble while visiting the family at this mansion, Cheeky came into the world in the rolling hills and was given the last name of "Smith". However, even though her mother was obviously "rolling around" in rolling hills, it doesn't stop Cheeky from touting her "Blue Blood" mannerisms and attitude. Cheeky knows her friend of 45 years is a tramp but a smart cookie. "La Chauq" knows her dear friend "Cheeky" is a card carrying hypocrite and neurotic as all get out. Cheeky is far above the station of mutt, and would never consider rolling around in the mud, but I think we'll find that one of these two might end up "missing" one day. Cheeky is adamant they are friends for life.

Launched on Monday, December 14, 2008 at 12:08 AM

ASK CHEEKY AND CHAQUITA - YOU'LL GET THE ANSWER YOU NEED*

"Bienvenidos to "Ask Cheeky Chaquita" where you can ask us any question you like but we is going to tell you exactly how each one of us would handle a particular situation. I, obviously, have had mucho more experience with the males than that stuck up Cheeky, acting like I'm all it with that "I'm an x-prom queen; I made Miss Wild Asparagus 2005; "I know everything" nobel prize winner 1929 to present. We want to thank Kat's Korner very mucho for letting us put our crap on her page. Any names submitted will be changed to protect the innocent, unless they and Kat say it's okay. Send us your letters and we'll give you a good reason to finally tell that nosey neighbor off or get something off your chest and maybe your wife or husband will read it. Or your wife gulps her coffee in the morning - every morning. What do you do? Ask Cheeky and Chaquita. If your neighbor has a dog or eight and is irritating you, or as "Cheeky" would say with her snouser up in the air "dog droppings". Whatever it is, Cheeky and Chaquita are here to help all of you. God Bless ya all."

[Kat's Comments] *They both graduated from the school of hard knocks and rocks and have doctorates in "Know it All Ism" which sounds a little Berkley radical, but it's not. So if your neighbor is driving you crazy or your dog won't talk; your man doesn't come home; your man won't leave; your girlfriend is acting funny; you want to come out of the closet, your dog likes you better than he does your wife; your dog hates your girlfriend; your dog hates you; your best friend won't shut up; you think your girlfriend has another man; you know your boyfriend has other women; the girls will answer anything. Chaquita said she was sorry her English writing was not that good, but I'll help them with spelling and a tiny bit of sentence structure and only if needed. This is the fine print. I am not, however, responsible for any one taking any of these letters personally, because any likeness is just a coincidence, or anything said or written by a third party, so let's just have fun and give them a chance. They've been friends for about 45 years or so and both have been married more than once and have grandchildren, so there's not much they don't have something to say about. They are not doctors, nor counselors, nor licensed to do much of anything. You can't hold them accountable if you follow their advice. You can't hold me accountable if you follow their advice because it's your choice! Thanks for reading "Cheeky and Chaquita" and hopefully, they'll be around a long time. I have to put the disclaimers below because it's on our pages and I'm simply posting their words and yours too, hopefully. Es la ley!

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